If I had a stupid amount of money, these are the beauty tools I’d want to buy. Some of them sound scary (microneedling anyone?!) and some of them just sound cool (glowing face mask? Yasss!) but either way, I don’t currently have the dollars to be dropping on these items.
Jillian Dempsey – Gold Sculpting Bar – $195
This bar is made out of 24k gold. I just wanted to make that bit clear in case you were questioning the luxury of this item. Maybe a bit much but being golden isn’t what makes this bar special. It actually gives small vibrations to help sculpt your face. Jillian Dempsey actually uses it to prep stars for the red carpet. Obviously if you want awesome results you’d use it every day. I’m sure my current jade facial roller is enough but there is something exciting about fancy little gadgets, am I right?
Dyson Airwrap Styler – $549
Do you see that completely vomitatious price? For that amount you get a tool that can curl, wave, smooth and dry your lovely locks. I don’t know the exact science behind the aerodynamics or the Coanda air styling that the brand is touting (it all sounds like marketing to me) but it looks like so much fun to try! I won’t because, as I said the price makes me throw up a little and if we are being realistic, this would probably just snarl my hair into an ungodly mess.
BeautyBio GloPRO Microneedling Facial Regeneration Tool – $199
You apparently roll this tool over your face and teeny tiny needles will help activate your skin’s rejuvenation system or some such fanciful thing. Doesn’t it sound painful? I’m going to tell myself it’s not… Apparently though all that product you put on your face will absorb waaaay better after all this micro needling. Sounds like it could be fun, or dangerous. I’m not entirely sure yet.
Dr. Dennis Gross Skincare Spectralite Faceware Pro – $435
Out of all of the products listed here, this is the one that I actually might try to save up for. It uses both a therapeutic red light and a blue light which will support natural collagen production and kill those pesky acne bacteria. It’s hands free too so you can be your laziest self when using it. My personal favorite part? You can pretend to be a storm trooper having a personal light show on your face. It’s like everything I want out of life put into a face mask!
Foreo Luna 3 – $199
I don’t have any electrical facial cleansing devices which means I totally bypassed the whole Clarisonic craze. I hated the idea of having to dole out extra moolah to change brush heads regularly. The Luna however is made out of silicone so bacteria can’t live on there which MEANS I don’t need to keep buying crap to use it. Oh, and it apparently gives a deeper clean than your hands which is awesome. I guess it also has a massage mode and I NEVER say no to a massage. (Does anybody?)
And that’s all of the ridiculously priced beauty gadgets I’d buy if I ever won the lotto or inherited a million dollars. Have any of you tried these? Do you have any gadgets you crave? Do you want to walk around saying “Luuuuuke, I aaaaam youuurrr faaaather!” while wearing the Dr. Dennis Gross mask? Surely I’m not the only one?
Most of these sound like I could seriously hurt myself🤣🤣
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Right?! Especially that microneedling tool! And I’m pretty sure the Dyson product would snarl up my hair!
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I once got a curling iron stick in my hair so I try to avoid anything that could have that happen again! I don’t look good with a chunk of hair missing!
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Lol, good call on avoiding curling irons. I’ve had my hair stick to the curling iron almost like it had melted on. I upgraded from drugstore curling irons after that 😲
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Mine had bristles coming out and it had to be cut out:(
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Oh no, what a nightmare!
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It was- even one of my brothers tried to get it out. Oh well, I learned my lesson!
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Yikes! At least your hair grew back!
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One has to ask though, do these things worth what the asking price?
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You see, some maybe, others, definitely no.
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Oh to be stupidly rich right! And I’d definitely have someone everyday to do my hair and makeup!😂
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Me and you are TOTALLY on the same page!
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That mask looks intense but I would try it
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I think it looks totally awesome!
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I hope you make more post like this
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I’d be happy too! It’s easy to shop for things I can’t afford! 🤣
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